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近日，浙江余姚市。余姚世南中学一名学生反映，政教处主任在午休时翻找学生书包搜查违禁品，他的辣椒酱和酸菜被主任丢掉，因此气不过顶撞主任遭到主任拖拽。此前还有学生被没收了1000元的卡册。将视频发布到网上后，他和父亲遭到副校长谈话，被要求删掉视频。

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近日，博主“一个人的莎士比亚”谈春晚机器人甩手绢，他表示，宇树机器人扭秧歌，又把老美的天给扭塌了，并在视频中大力夸赞机器人。随后，多位博主指出机器人疑似使用鱼线连接手绢。还有人用简易的零件复刻出了春晚机器人转手绢的效果。博主金池表示，希望踏踏实实的搞科研，不要一上来就赢麻了。

俘虜第朝鮮兵場景、只會說啊啊NONO

皮鞋不错

德国之声：由于俄军在俄乌战场损失惨重，兵员严重短缺，战争伤员也被送往前线，这些伤员还拄着拐杖。而俄国防部长齐维廖娃称，由于战地医院的现代化，俄军96%的伤员已返回前线。

葛优演技爆棚的封神之作,被禁长达30年之久,张艺谋最好的电影深刻体现了红色魔鬼政府对国人的伤害

2月3日，河南卫辉市。上乐村镇民众称，当地一条道路沿途十个井盖有九个都是破损开裂的。

🚨爆料人：调查COVID阴谋的军事官员在华盛顿特区空难中遇刺在华盛顿特区的中心，一场军事黑鹰直升机与商业客机的灾难性空中碰撞震惊了全世界。主流媒体迅速将其定性为一场悲惨的事故，但随着调查的展开，越来越多的证据揭示了一个更为险恶的真相。

特朗普任命的”边境沙皇“ -集焠

这就是所谓的艺人。。。

2012年2月4日，乌坎选举之际，温家宝走访广东，表示，“没有程序的民主，就没有实质的民主”。 2011年，乌坎村数千人因土地纠纷爆发抗议，汪洋决定不采取暴力镇压手段，而是承诺举行自由的村级选举，以化解危机。《金融时报》评论，“这场不寻常的中国民主试验的成败，可能对他的政治抱负产生重大影响。”

请观看事实！

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白宫新闻秘书莱维特说，特朗普最快将在本星期与中国国家主席习近平通话，目前，两国正试图达成协议，避免一场更为广泛的贸易战。莱维特说：“这通电话将在未来两天发生。”

未来的运动员们

🔥 馬斯克關閉美國國際開發署，上萬人一夜間失業，員工禁止進入大樓❗️ 💥 乾得漂亮‼️👍

我从来不关注明星大V和权贵，但是看着张历史照片，觉得还是有点意思。俩孙女跟这个老奶奶真的有点像。但是她们跟中共勾兑，都是报应。 I never pay attention to celebrities and dignitaries, but looking at this historical photo, I think it is still interesting. The two granddaughters

你可以杜撰历史书籍，却不可能改写历史。

从入户消杀到入户开灯

晚清哪来这么厚的家底,次次赔款次次拿的出钱?#鸦片战争

我们看看中华民国总统赖清德先生除夕夜在法鼓山法华寺敲钟许下的三愿：一：风调雨顺，物阜民丰！二：百业兴隆，人民安居乐业！三：国泰民安，台湾无灾无难！大家看到了吧，中华民国可是有民才有家，有家才有国。再看看中共，何时都是有国才有家，有它们才有的他们的爸和妈！

过年被家里要求表演才艺怎么破？

2月4日(发布) 网友发布一张警车被大货车撞到报废的图片，评论区的网友们纷纷晒好酒好烟的照片庆祝。

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The jokes write themselves.
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Laws should be long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to be understandable by a normal person who is expected to follow them
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Today Putin's inauguration took place in the Kremlin. The EU's chief diplomat, Josep Borrell, called on EU member states to ignore Putin's inauguration and not send their ambassadors to the event. 21 EU countries refused to participate. Among them are Estonia, Latvia,
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I did not know what caption to write for this. 😄
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Chinese soldiers onboard DC3, flying over Himalaya, to U.S. Ramgarh Training Center in India, 1943.
They wearing straw sandals, later went to Burma to fight against the Japanese army, and most of them died on the battlefield.
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10个月前 • China in Pictures • -- 点击 0 评论

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The "Curb Your Enthusiasm" series finale is tomorrow, which means the end of the funniest TV duo ever: Larry (Larry David) and Leon (J.B. Smoove).
Below are my 5 favourite scenes between them:
◻️(0:00) - Larry meets Leon for the first time (and is very confused)
◻️(0:31) -…
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10个月前 • Trung Phan • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Map of Cairo. Year 1580, author unknown.
What's interesting about it? Let's skip the minutiae and look at the right side of the map. We see unusually shaped pyramids and a bust of a woman standing on the "table mountains," as scholars call them. But if you look carefully, it…
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Ted Cruz basically got the FBI to admit that January 6th was a setup. He asked them how many FBI operatives were there to incite the crowd, and instead of saying ZERO, the FBI official said, "I can't answer that."
All the operatives & agency officials involved must be charged
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2个月前 • George • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Ronald Reagan once said that freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.
It must be fought for, protected, and handed on to our children for them to do the same.
Ukrainians know this more than anyone.
We stand with them, for as long as it takes.
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1年前 • Rishi Sunak • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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During a 2009 TED talk, Bill Gates opened a jar of mosquitoes & let them fly around, saying, “Malaria is spread by mosquitoes. I brought some… I’ll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected.”
He later revealed the mosquitos were Malaria free.
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5个月前 • non aesthetic things • -- 点击 0 评论

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The PRC🇨🇳 Embassy NZ has issued a threatening statement to media organisation telling them to cease investigating China's foreign interference activities in Aotearoa NZ🇳🇿
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7个月前 • Professor Anne-Marie Brady FRSNZ • -- 点击 0 评论

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It has been 244 days since Hamas terrorists kidnapped Karina Ariev!
All eyes on the 19 years old Israeli hostage!
Destroy Hamas and bring them home!
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Illegals arrive back in Mexico after being deported from the U.S.. One of them says he doesn’t recommend coming right now because everyone is getting caught.
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This mom dog lost all her babies when they were hit by a car. These kittens who lost their mom in the same way have found a new mom!
The mom dog immediately nursed and kissed them! ❤️
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HOW AUSTRALIAN FEDERALISAM FAILS VICTIMS OF TRANSNATIONAL REPRESSION
Artist provided a harrowing account of the various forms of transnational repression he faced from Chinese authorities (or persons suspected to be involved with them) while living in Australia. The
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2个月前 • Kevin Yam 任建峰 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Mainstream Australians don’t like grievance parties on either extreme. The greens used to be a cool party which cared about the environment. They’ve totally lost that focus. Now they’re more famous for blocking progressive bills than passing them.
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Dear readers,
We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience, but there are some technical problems on the website. Our team is currently working to eliminate them. As soon as we reconnect to the network, we will inform you about it.
Please stay tuned!
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I'm not against community notes !
On the contrary, I support them!
I criticize when they are unfair to me!
If they add notes to my posts, notes must also be added to the accounts that post the same video.
Community notes must work fairly !
Otherwise, there may
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This night, 34 Russian missiles targeted Ukraine. We managed to intercept a portion of them. However, the world has all of the resources to assist us in intercepting every missile and drone fired by Russian terrorists. This is completely doable. All that is required is for the…
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9个月前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Royal insignia and symbols in ancient Egypt -
We always see statues of kings and others carrying different scepters that have a certain sanctity and symbolize honor, prestige, pride and strength. Let's get to know them
"Nakhkh"
The "Nakhkh" scepter was one of the symbols of the…
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My thoughts on the FT article:
It would be more accurate to say Russia is carrying them out, not preparing.
The disabling of undersea cables, arson attacks on factories of defense companies that supply Ukraine with weapons - all this is the work of Russian agents. They operate…
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9个月前 • Anton Gerashchenko • -- 点击 0 评论

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The lion may be old, but he is still a King.
He does not surrender to the hyenas.
Life is harder for a woman!
I have experienced this many times throughout my life and I did not let the hyenas bring me down!
I knocked them down!
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2个月前 • Figen • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I’ve been looking forward to this week. I invested time, money, and reputation convincing powerful friends of the dangers and corruption of the American left and the damage being done to our citizens, culture, and institutions. I encouraged them to speak up and call for reform.
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Koridashi or ice brewing, involves placing ice cubes in contact with tea leaves, causing them to gradually brew the tea at a significantly low temperature
📹 nio_japanese_green_tea
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10个月前 • Science girl • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Cephalopods such as squids swim by jet propulsion. They expel water through a moveable tube called a siphon, which jets them in the opposite direction.
Like this
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10个月前 • Science girl • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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In 24 Hours the House of Commons will vote on shutting down IRGC Terrorist Operations in Canada
Call your MP today and ask them to vote YES.
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9个月前 • Garnett Genuis • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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