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2月5日，山东德州。城管以影响市容为由，要求一家咖啡店老板将贴在门外的对联撕掉。城管称，墙是国家的，店铺你只有使用权，这不是你的财产。老板则回怼道：你怎么不说固定在墙上的政府宣传标语影响市容呢？目前原视频已被平台删除。

2月5日，黑龙江鹤岗。男子称他在2008年因事故导致残疾，只有头部能动。2012年因花光所有积蓄向政府申请救助。2023年救助金被政府取消，2024年1月低保待遇也被取消，去年年底，政府又让他退还这些年的救助96000元。

BBC最擅长搞这种无病呻吟的报道

在领导眼里，体制内的女子都是可以睡的。

Women are not safe in Europe. We all know very well why.

2月5日，有人上传一段白宫发言人莱维特回答记者提问的视频，不少网民将其和中国外交部发言人做对比：“自信阳光不用板着脸不用翻答案” “不用停40几秒然后说我不了解有关情况” “她说的英文我都懂，我们同样岗位说的中文却听不懂”

领导刚表示：我今晚不用伟哥了！

突发：一架日本航空公司的飞机在西雅图塔科马机场与一架达美航空的飞机相撞。

这歌词改得好

2月4日，江西南昌。男子称因举报民警受贿，遭到银三角派出所“大记忆恢复术”报复。银三角派出所将老虎凳装在值班室里，并且值班室没有监控。此外，派出所民警还在工作群内称，男子和家人非常阴险狡诈，提醒派出所同事们注意安全。

2月1日(发布) 一名骑行博主在新疆邮政银行补办银行卡，被工作人员告知需要提供暂住证和工作证明。男子表示“中国所有老百姓都有工作吗？” 工作人员：“肯定都有工作啊”随后银行又指责男子在现场录像是无理取闹并报警。

在中国大陆一声呐喊划破沉默：“打倒共产党！打倒习近平！”在一个异见会被迅速镇压的社会，这一举动无疑是非凡的勇气。在监控无处不在、随时可能被捕的高压环境下，他却仍然选择发声。他的反抗不仅仅是一时的愤怒，更是对抗权威的勇敢宣言，证明了哪怕付出自由，甚至生命的代价，也依然有人敢于挑战强权

相信很多人都看到过马斯克说过这句话! 注意安全呐

网友投稿 2月6日凌晨，江苏省扬中市。市区街道上多辆汽车被砸碎后窗，每辆车均被塞入数张“9.3日反法西斯战争纪念日”宣传单。

又蠢又坏的傻逼。

金庸先生借杨康之口一针见血地说出了汉人的这个特点，只是这种奴性是怎么养成的，应该也是一个值得讨论的话题。

这就是所谓的艺人。。。

今天美国西雅图机场飞机相撞

连在自己家门口春联也不准贴，天理何在！干脆学毛泽东“破四旧，立四新”嘛！一．

震碎三观的犯罪

城管：墙上贴对联影响市容。住户：你怎么不说这个影响市容呢？！

台湾早期还是台湾省的时候，学的就是普通话。加上很多外省人，全都是北京腔很正常果然没常识

看一看共产党在非洲的渗透支持的是一些什么样的国家？听说是刚果金把中国独家开矿权撕毁招标，中囯一个眼色，卢旺达揍刚果金了哪里有共产党就有落后贫穷战争石家庄陆军军事学院培训

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🇺🇸 SEN. ERNST: THIS DOJ EFFORT TO "RIGHT-SIZE" GOVT IS MOST AGGRESSIVE SINCE REAGAN REVOLUTION
"This DOJ has been the most aggressive effort to downsize or right-size our government since probably at least the Reagan revolution.
Just excited to be part of it and have the
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3天前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Let’s make America Greater. and Elon Musk can do this
“So if we solve government spending, your grocery bill stays the same, your mortgage payment goes down, your car payment goes down, and your credit card bill goes down. This is what the people of America want. This
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Elon Musk just shared the Biden Admin shifted billions of dollars from helping Americans in need to facilitating illegal immigration
This is how bad it got, a NGO got paid $600 million EVERY 2 MONTHS to facilitate illegal immigration
“I spoke to a gentleman that works in DHS.
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JUST IN: Meteor spotted in the skies over Spain and Portugal.
This is insane.
Early reports claim that the blue flash could be seen darting through the night sky for hundreds of kilometers.
At the moment, it has not been confirmed if it hit the Earth’s surface however some
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8个月前 • Collin Rugg • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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万斯：那些外国出生的(foreign born)来抢美国出生的(native born)美国公民的工作，得改。
简体字川粉：那是说非法移民，不是说我。
MAGA：That's about you, dumbass! You were born in China. Biden gave you a visa. You came and stole my job.
简体字川粉：Yeah,
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6个月前 • 徒步的騎手 • -- 点击 0 评论

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I’m looking forward to sub-zero temperatures during my first visit to Harbin in Northeast China. Boston winters have prepared me well. I’m from the “Dongbei 东北” of the U.S.!
期待首趟中国东北哈尔滨之旅体验零下低温。波士顿的寒冬让我训练有素。我来自美国的“东北”!
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1年前 • Ambassador Nicholas Burns • -- 点击 0 评论

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My cartoon on Pope urges Ukraine to have courage of ‘white flag’ and negotiate end to war.
罗马天主教教皇方济各（Pope Francis）近日接受媒体专访时表示：乌克兰应该有“举白旗”的勇气，从而通过谈判来结束与俄罗斯的战争。
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11个月前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao • -- 点击 0 评论

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Donald Trump's last message to his supporters ahead of the Iowa caucuses tomorrow:
“You can't sit home. If you're sick as a dog, you say ‘Darling, I gotta make it.’ Even if you vote and then pass away, it's worth it.”
Trump is a sociopath who doesn't care about anyone but…
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1年前 • Republicans against Trump • -- 点击 0 评论

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Alexey Navalny was murdered. His death occurred on February 16 at 2:17 p.m. local time, according to the official message to Alexey’s mother.
An employee of the colony said that the body of Navalny is now in Salekhard. It was picked up by investigators from the IC. Now they are…
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11个月前 • Кира Ярмыш • -- 点击 0 评论

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Taylor Swift has won 12 Grammy Awards, a Primetime Emmy Award, 40 American Music Awards, 40 Billboard Music Awards, and 23 MTV Video Music Awards.
She is the female musician with the most charted songs, most top-40 songs, most top-20 songs, most top-10 songs, most top-five songs,…
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⚡️⚡️⚡️ This is 19-year-old Muhammadsobir Fayzov.
Like one of the other terrorists, he does not know Russian & required a translator.
👉 He says that he received visa documents, to stay in the Russian Federation, right at the airport from unknown people…
Let’s guess: 🇷🇺 FSB??
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10个月前 • Jason Jay Smart • -- 点击 0 评论

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The Colossal Statue of Amenhotep III and his Queen Tiye. New Kingdom, 18th dynasty (1391-1353 BC).
Looking at the statue, Amenhotep III wears the Nemes headdress with the royal cobra, a false beard and a kilt, resting his his both hands on his knees. By the left is Queen Tiye…
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10个月前 • ArchaeoHistories • -- 点击 0 评论

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Biden White House, 1940:
“Our position since the beginning of this war has always been that we do not encourage or support attacks by the UK outside its territory. We condemn the Nazis in the strongest possible terms, but the Blitz is no excuse for Britain to bomb Nazi targets.”
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Kharkiv. In peacetime home to over 1.4mn, about the size of Munich, Milan or San Antonio. A university & industrial city. A tech hub. Good beer.
Russia is destroying #Kharkiv day by day, bomb by bomb. Our leaders are letting them. Call your lawmakers & demand more air defense aid
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10个月前 • Jessica Berlin • -- 点击 0 评论

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President Trump’s retreat on the Right to Life is a slap in the face to the millions of pro-life Americans who voted for him in 2016 and 2020. By nominating and standing by the confirmation of conservative justices, the Trump-Pence Administration helped send Roe v. Wade to the…
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10个月前 • Mike Pence • -- 点击 0 评论

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Bill Clinton in 2016: “I killed myself to give the Palestinians a state. I had a deal they turned down that would have given them all of Gaza... between 96%-97% of the West Bank, compensating land in Israel, you name it."
“Hamas is really smart. When they decide to rocket…
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10个月前 • Ryan Saavedra • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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For those who ask about the bracelet that appears in most of the Assyrian carvings. It is a bracelet decorated with a chamomile flower, which the Assyrians considered the gift of the earth, as it was and still grows in the land of Nineveh, the capital of the Assyrian state…
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9个月前 • ArchaeoHistories • -- 点击 0 评论

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A Muslim girl was brutally beaten in Syria by her own family in an ‘honor’ killing for not wearing hijab.
They chased her down the streets and dragged her by her hair.
She screamed and begged for help, but everyone just kept watching like it was normal.
This is Sharia law!
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6个月前 • Dr. Maalouf ‏ • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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请购买T恤。
请点赞并转推。
我会follow每一个转推的同道友人。
Biden-Harris Store -- The RNC is in full swing. Shop now to show Trump and his allies where you stand AND help us reach our July goal:
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6个月前 • 冰玉IceJade🇺🇦#StandWithUkraine • -- 点击 0 评论

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“Why are we trying to help the country that’s trying to take us over?
If this were Nazi Germany, would we be investing in that? I don’t think so.
China is our mortal enemy here and we continue to fund them.
We need to be stopping all investment and sanction them.”—
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6个月前 • Select Committee on the Chinese Communist Party • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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⚡️🤡Putin's invasion of Ukraine happened because of Biden's policy, - Trump in an interview with Elon Musk.
▪️Joe talked about Kyiv's membership in NATO, this prompted the Russian Federation to go to war;
▪️Putin is a good negotiator. I plan to get along with him again if I
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5个月前 • 🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I‘v received harassment from CCP 24/7 since announcement of joining the Q&A after screening All static and Noice，a doco revealing China‘s Uyghur genocide.
The harassment is hateful and blunt racism against Uyghur muslim. It shows ture color of CCP.
come to the film & support 💪
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6个月前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao • -- 点击 0 评论

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Senator “It is time to put our country and people first again, and if we do it together, will make our people wealthy again, if we do it together, will make our country safe again, and together will make Donald Trump our president again and together we will not just
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6个月前 • Conservative War Machine • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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JD Vance has pledged he would do what Mike Pence wouldn’t - overturn an election and illegally seize power. He says the president can ignore the rulings of our courts. He would capitulate to Russia and sacrifice the freedom of our allies in Ukraine. The Trump GOP is no longer the
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6个月前 • Liz Cheney • -- 点击 0 评论

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Yuanjun Tang (唐元雋), a naturalized US citizen, was charged by criminal complaint with acting and conspiring to act in the US as an unregistered agent of China and making materially false statements to the FBI. Tang was arrested on Aug 21.
Tang is a former 🇨🇳 citizen who was
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5个月前 • Byron Wan • -- 点击 0 评论

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