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金发李春姬，美版华春莹

3月11日(发布) 上海。一名90后外科医生记录下自己值夜班日常：凌晨12点，一名年轻的女孩跳楼；凌晨1点，又一个男孩用同样的方实离开；凌晨三点，新婚不久的夫妻因争执互相砍伤....短短几个小时，人间的疾苦展现的淋淋尽致。

廣州大型酒樓所剩無幾

3月12日重庆。深夜，一出租车司机在车内抽搐，拍摄者：红灯了他一直不走，于是我下车查看“都打摆子喽” 3月11日(发布) 吉林。一网约车司机在机场等单时猝死。 3月11日(发布) 四川成都。一网约车司机晕倒抽搐。

一名在瑞典的中国留学生称，老师非要让同学评论俄乌问题，于是我一顿输出：“我觉得现在对乌克兰来讲，最好的形式是泽连斯基向普京俯首称臣，乌克兰并入俄罗斯，毕竟以前大家都是苏联的” “大家都是同一种族出来的，俄罗斯把乌克兰收了肯定是会发展乌克兰的，但是美西方不会，他们只会想着乌克兰的资源

3月12日，广东东莞。一名女子称今天去一个灯泡厂工作，时薪只有13元(人民币) 并且领导一直pua员工，嫌弃员工干活太慢。最终她不得不提桶跑路，中介得知后指责她吃不了苦。女子还晒出了劳务中介的招聘信息，并表示“东莞你们还是别来了，时薪普遍都是13-14元”

铁凝的凝视——回味曾经的他虽然功夫不咋的，但好歹是县委书记，更想不到他本事如此大，提携自己成为副国级，此炮赚大了。同时幸庆自己出生晚，否则像丁玲们被毛泽东从延安操到北京仍命运多舛…… 平子虽无直视，但心里说，你押对了，衰婆玲明明己经叫糊了，却不懂珍惜身边的潜力股，现在被媛截糊怪谁！

杜特尔特被捕现场。

俄罗斯影子舰队直行80公里，以每小时35公里海速直奔美军油轮，没有熄火或抛锚减速，而是全速撞向美军油轮。白宫连屁都不敢放一个，国务卿卢比奥像是不知道此事一样。倒是英国多管闲事，把俄罗斯船长给逮捕了。不知白宫或卢比奥会不会替俄罗斯抗议英国狗拿耗子?

3月12日，河南平顶山。一男子称想进入信访局参观，结果在大门就被主任拦下。男子表示：“为什么我每天都是半夜才下班，我也想和你们一样五点下班，不是说人人平等吗”主任：你去跟你老板说去，随后转身离开。事后男子称，信访局打电话给村主任施压，村主任要求自己删掉视频，否则就让警察上门。

3月12日(发布) 湖北武汉。男子探访武汉雷神山医院，被入口处的保安拒绝进入。保安称，该医院在2022年关闭，国家怕再次出现突发事件，就把这里保护起来了。保安回忆称，疫情期间大家都被封锁在家里，生不如死，连一只苍蝇都看不见。路上因为没人红绿灯都没有开，我几十年都没见过这样的情况。

3月11日，苏州。一名小贩指责城管：“每次见面哪次不递烟给你，糖葫芦也给你也吃了，结果你不办事，还是处处为难我” 城管：我吃你的糖葫芦，抽你的烟就要帮你办事？就要让着你吗？

白宫对遣送非法移民回国的宣传。他们在上飞机前要戴上脚镣和手铐。这个流程从行为上说是毫无必要的，除了侮辱人（就因为这个和哥伦比亚闹了一场）。但从舆论上看，它给当前政府的支持者提供了宝贵的情绪价值。

重磅！针对中国侵略者的无耻渗透行为，台湾国宣布强化排中政策！

今天，一名中国博主在微博上分享，朋友购买的二手手机内竟有大量中华民国的国军信息，包括对话记录、照片等。从手机里的内容判断，上一任机主曾在国军137旅服役，并且职务和姓名都被曝光，手机通讯录里还有上级电话，相册甚至还有战车实战射击，和部队上级长官的合照。

3月12日，上海。一名老哥因找不到工作只能搭帐篷睡在路边，被城管以影响市容为由驱离。 3月11日，上海。一名男子被拖欠工资，坐在楼顶要跳楼，男子坐在楼顶诉向警察诉说着自己的委屈。

中共邪惡邏輯

叉友们（程前朋友圈）

辽宁，沈阳，能够直接把车开进包厢的KTV

Penguin politely asks to pass

Undefeated. Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦 Glory to the hero 🇺🇦

虽然看得很爽哈哈，但是这个尺度大到真的会让人以为是主人的任务，BP真的太有东西了，IU都不香了

通往蘇賈的天然氣管道里堆滿了俄軍屍體，15公里的路程，沒有新鮮空氣，充滿甲烷，俄媒宣傳的「策略成功」。

What the fuck? 美帝确实不行，玩的都是咱们中华民族皇权帝制（Unitary Executive Theory）剩下的那一套。。

美国特斯拉车主害怕车被砸，喷上了丰田标志

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LMFAOOOOO I WOULD HAVE LOST MY SHIT!!!!!
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I would like to congratulate the RU 1430th mobilized regiment on their new T-55 tanks.

I know these are deadly even if they are old, but I could not help laughing. 2nd Army of the world my ass.
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Saint Louise du Ha! Ha!
如果不是从这里经过，完全不敢相信这是个城市名
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Humans at Technology Review: should the machines kill a baby crawling on the street alone for some reason or grandma

AI driving the car: I would simply stop the car, why would you even say "should?"
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1年前 • Adam Singer • -- 点击 0 评论

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am i taking crazy pills? why would the UAW endorse Trump, who has been staunchly anti-labor his whole life?
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I wrote that when I became Trump’s national security adviser, I assumed the gravity of his role would discipline even him. I was wrong. His erratic approach to governance and his dangerous ideas gravely threaten American security. GOP primary voters should take note. More in the…
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Here is George Clooney response after Trump accused him of being a "Hollywood elite."

"Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut…
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Hi, folks, I was born and raised in China. I’ve spent half of my life in both China and the U.S., so I can see the news from both countries. It’s now very clear to me that Xi Jinping of China really hopes that Trump will win, because that would mean the U.S. would fall into
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5个月前 • 今月定将照后人🇺🇸（勿忘王炳章，义者同舟） • -- 点击 0 评论

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That’s a good news.
I hope president Trump and his would work faster, looking forward to hear more good news before…
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I would like to wish a very Happy Lunar New Year to the many Albertans across this province who are celebrating!…
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2年前 • Rachel Notley • -- 点击 0 评论

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If they want to cancel in exchange for deleting everything in the federal government that isn’t explicit law passed by Congress, I would gladly take that deal!
But they would never do it. Not in a million years.
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1个月前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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Boebert: “I’m done wasting time. I have 4 boys at home, I have a grandson at home. I would love to spend more time with them. I have put my life on hold to come here and provide results. I’m not here for the political show, the political theater.”
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1年前 • Ron Filipkowski • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Elon Musk: I wasn't really interested in politics, but at a certain point I had no choice.
“I would say I was politically neutral for quite a while, leaning a little Democrat. But then, there was this whole cancel culture, trying to stop freedom of speech and infringe upon
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My german wife asked me to hide the Nutella from her, so I hid it where no German would ever find it.
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1年前 • Chris Poulton • -- 点击 0 评论

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单点
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k8s
异地多活！
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4 years ago today, I was in Hong Kong for what turned out to be the last time. I remember the smells, the sounds, the chantings, the crowds. What I didn't know then was that I would not be able to return there again without being arrested and jailed. #NextYearinHongKong
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I wanted to know what he would say if he were in the same position as the victims, having enjoyed torture and rape…
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1年前 • Justin • -- 点击 0 评论

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at this point i could tweet 我杀了他并把尸体藏起来 n yall niggas would still retweet
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2年前 • Corn ✧⍣ • -- 点击 0 评论

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我不会停止跳舞。

音乐响亮。

只有绿色蜡烛。

If I only could have a partner to dance.

I would dance all night and days.

I'm happy an…
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本命‼️

My New(？)Gear…

JVC HA-FX850！
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Happy Birthday to our CEO Qu MoYu

I would say, the high-ego big baby :3!! Heh! Throw your kids to nanny or whosoev…
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2年前 • ★Nom.S★ Qᴜ ᴍᴏʏᴜ, ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ! • -- 点击 0 评论

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假如我做你女朋友你想干什么？
What would you like to do if I were your girlfriend?
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To all the freedom-loving people around the world, I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year! JW
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1年前 • 外交部 Ministry of Foreign Affairs, ROC (Taiwan) 🇹🇼 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Trump: “I would encourage Russia to do whatever the hell they want” to NATO allies who don’t meet defense spending targets
Vance: “I don’t really care what happens to #Ukraine one way or another”
TrumpVance2024 is PutinPutin2024.
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"When I listen to Putin...I hear the voice of Hitler... If he succeeded in Ukraine, around the world, it would look like the West had been defeated. It was the extinction of democracy." - Boris Johnson on GBNews.
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3个月前 • Anton Gerashchenko • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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"I have discussed with Trump the idea of a government efficiency commission… and I would be willing to be part of that commission." - Elon months before the election
WE KNEW THIS. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE VOTED FOR.
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