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北京天上人间被封，是中国经济下滑的起点。

“真正的勇气不是没有恐惧，而是带着恐惧前行。” ——乔.拜登 “ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙꜱᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴇᴀʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ ɪɴ ꜱᴘɪᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴇᴀʀ.” 🇪🇺🇺🇦🙏

廣西南寧市場大火

3月17日，广东鹤洲。一名男子情绪失控，在车来车往的马路中间拦下一辆车就开始砸，随后被多名警察制服带走。

3月17日(发布) 博主“一夫”谈国产车：为什么国内所有的车评人对国产车一片叫好？因为国外品牌无论你怎么骂，他们都不会起诉你，但你如果敢说国产车不好，他们马上就给你发律师函。国产车舍不得在提高车子质量和售后上花钱，但是打官司可舍得花钱了。

卧槽！

以前住城中村，隔壁住个小姐。有晚，来一嫖客，完事后，嫖客语重心长地教育小姐：“你年纪轻轻的，干啥不好，为啥偏偏要干这个？”那小姐，和视频中的这女孩很像。那女孩陕西商县人，据说这个县的女孩普遍漂亮，都出来干这个。福建霞浦、重庆巫溪……很多出来的女孩从事这个职业，都是互相介绍的。

3月16日，香港。一名中年男子途径穗禾路附近时，遭到两名约20岁的刀手追砍，刀手行凶后登上一辆的士逃走。被捅中年男子送医后不治身亡，现场有大量血迹。

看完不呕吐的也是神人了如何证明美国人生活在2050…

网曝百度副总裁谢广军13岁的女儿身为张元英的粉丝，在微博开盒素人孕妇。据悉，这名孕妇被开盒是由于韩国女星张元英评论引发。此外，她还曝光自己的父亲是百度副总裁任职期间月薪22万。 3月17日报道，百度副总裁谢广军道歉：深感愧疚，郑重道歉。

3月16日(发布) 网传海汇国际金融公司遭到衡阳警方远洋捕捞执法，导致全国投资人的钱变称了赃款，血本无归。大量投资人在衡阳市信访局维权。

权力的绞肉机里，没人能永垂不朽。

美国🇺🇸底层互害

全国人大代表赵昭称，自己从50头小牛养起，后来逐渐形成如今4000头牛的规模。一名来自江西的农户称，同样都是返乡创业，别人从几十头养到4000头，而我却从50头养到只剩一头；另一位北方农户称，以前一头牛一万多，现在只值五六千，目前自己贷款也还不上，苞米也不值钱，来年我们咋活呢。

路过一条非常漂亮美丽的路。

北京空军在怀柔密云有个导弹旅，刘亚洲任北空政委时每个月都要去玩，吃饭喝酒晚饭后离开时，导弹旅领导都要往车里塞上20到30万现金。导弹旅有女兵，女干部陪着吃喝玩乐是日常工作，要是他看上了谁，就看有没有可能约在一起。刘亚洲在长城饭店有一个长期包房，经常从导弹旅约人，导弹旅领导靠这层关系得

三年前傻B普丁信了大傻刁進瓶，對烏克蘭盲目開戰。但普丁忘記前蘇聯之所以強大，全靠的是烏克蘭人。今天，烏克蘭給普丁上課，明天，中華民國會給刁進瓶上課。文明世界都在等刁進瓶對台灣下手，只要他一動手，大家就可以名正言順的分豬肉了。

近日，河南邵玉娟律师在开庭前，遭法警背铐和殴打，北京景明月律师对此质疑：法警通常在有人做出严重扰乱法庭秩序，或暴力抗法的行为时，才会使用戒具。而律师仅仅只是用手机录像取证，远远达不到背铐的标准，这是权力的傲慢和对律师的轻视。希望“让人民在每个案件中都能感受公平正义”能成为现实。

无人机袭击莫斯科最大的炼油厂后，莫斯科 50％的燃料供应面临风险。

两会期间的一个视频，大学生回乡创业，养牛4000头，被广泛质疑。需要学的不是回乡养牛，而是养牛的启动资金从哪里来的。

《南华早报》3月5日的报道指出，北京的孕妇和婴儿体内的锂浓度异常高，比中国其他工业城市高出20倍，而暴露源不明。这篇报道引述了美国化学学会2月24日在《生态

他和孩子同时看到了对方眼睛里的真诚！那一把直接扭过他的脸带着点肆无忌惮，却也反应了他对孩子的亲切让孩子没有怯惧感。

性感尤物女神丰满高挑肉体粉嫩嫩逼穴抽插爽的浑身乱颤高潮[1.65GB/MP4/WF]

二戰之後，很多國家都嘗試追隨共產主義，也讓前蘇聯騙了不少錢。最終時間是最好的檢驗工具，謊言和烏托邦終究經不起時間的打磨。

极昼工作室：一些员工为了应付领导五花八门繁重的工作任务，选择花小钱将部分工作外包出去，而这些接活的人被戏称为“二牛马”。二牛马可能是大学生，也可能是失业、降薪的职场人。一些二牛马甚至做起中间商，将接来的活分给“三牛马”、“四牛马”——你永远不知道一份在办公室展示的PPT究竟出自哪级牛马之手

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This is such a smart joke
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This is what the hobby is all about
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1个月前 • non aesthetic things • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is what is called genius! 😂😂
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9天前 • The Figen • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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The hawk; is like what sorcery is this!
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8天前 • The Figen • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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有这样的老婆你还出门吗？
Do you still go out with such a wife?
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2年前 • 💓Mia💦陌小夏💞For🤡༗☾💤 • -- 点击 0 评论

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If you are a $TSLA investor, or just a fan of Tesla and Elon, please listen to this.
Elon Musk: “I'm the same person I was a year ago, nothing has changed. I didn't suddenly become a different human.
But if you read the legacy mainstream media their propaganda stream is that
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15天前 • Nic Cruz Patane • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is one of the most profound videos I’ve filmed since the rise of Trump. I asked him why he was there. Tears rolled down his cheeks. His father who was a WWII veteran (like my dad) told him “We gotta stop this guy”. He was a squadron commander and he lost 110 men and he never…
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1年前 • Sandi Bachom 📹 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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中國一男子起色心，想強姦這個媽媽，經過的人視若無睹的離開。這就是現在中國。
A man in China became interested and wanted to rape this mother. People passing by turned a blind eye and left. This is China now.
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5个月前 • MR.486 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Refreshing candor from . Putin must not win and Xi is a dictator. This should not be controversial.

"Candor is the idea that democracies are safest when we speak honestly and publicly about and to our friends, our adversaries, and ourselves." - Matt Pottinger, 2020
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1年前 • Andreas Fulda 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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The extent of destruction in Gaza is horrifying 👇
Sorry for the typo, this is Homs, Syria 🇸🇾, bombed by the Assad regime.
Nobody protests in European capitals. No rage, no ceasefire demand. Just a few hundred thousand civilians killed. Carry on.
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1年前 • Dr. Eli David • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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How prairie dogs use the Bernoulli’s principle.

In order to ensure sufficient oxygen within their burrow, one of the entrances is built with a raised mound of dirt, while the other is not. This determines different wind velocities and different pressures + natural ventilation
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1年前 • Massimo • -- 点击 0 评论

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#China: Veteran journalist known for her critical reporting on the Chinese Communist Party, has been silenced as authorities cut off her internet, landline, and mobile phone access.
At 80 years old, Gao Yu is left without basic emergency services.
This is a direct
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6个月前 • #WomenInJournalism • -- 点击 0 评论

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Russian authorities just added a chess giant, an intellectual leader, and Putin's long-time opponent, to their list of "extremists and terrorists". This is evil yet is also ridiculous: its Kasparov and people like him who've made Russia great, and whatever current…
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1年前 • Konstantin Sonin • -- 点击 0 评论

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BREAKING: President Trump signed an Executive Order that requires an audit of every NGO that receives federal funding!
This is OUTSTANDING!
There is a laundry list of NGOs that directly facilitated the mass invasion of our southern border. Bring them all to justice!
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1个月前 • Gunther Eagleman™ • -- 点击 0 评论

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I’ve had a top secret clearance for many years and have clearances that themselves are classified.
That said, FAR too much information is made “classified”. If something is easily found online or patently obvious, it should NOT be classified. This impedes effective
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1个月前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Unfortunately, is increasingly being gamed by governments & legacy media.
Working to fix this …
It should be utterly obvious that a Zelensky-controlled poll about his OWN approval is not credible!!
If Zelensky was actually loved by the people of Ukraine, he
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25天前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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What if I told you about a country where they give people different sentences based on skin color and religion.
What if I told you that this is what Britain is doing.
Because they just issued new court sentencing guidelines stating just that.
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「This is my room! I can do whatever I want.」「No,this is my house. You just live here and i let you use this room.」…
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2年前 • 海克莉絲HercuLes. 🌟吸人陽壽型Vtuber【Tier One Vtuber】 • -- 点击 0 评论

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The woke crowd says that colonizers are to blame for everything and Israel, as an occupying power, is inherently the initiator of violence. So when an Israeli baby is burned in oven this is all the fault of these nasty Jews and it's just a retaliation.
Please explain me how…
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The community note saying that this is a video taken in Taiwan is simply not true.
It is indeed accurate to describe the video as took place in China.
There are three ways to verify my claim.
1. The number plate fits Chinese police vehicle's number plate style.
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1年前 • 喵流青年😼 • -- 点击 0 评论

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In this fight, they are all confused. It is not clear which one is friend and which one is enemy.
This is exactly the kind of fight politicians have! 😂😂
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3个月前 • Figen • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Police in San Diego have now had to evacuate Jewish students at University of California San Diego after they held a meeting to discuss antisemitic threats. The pro-Hamas crowd heard about it and organized a mob in front of the building.
This is not a reality any…
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1年前 • Emily Schrader - אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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This is a disgrace. The UN Security Council passed a resolution calling for an immediate cease-fire that makes no mention of Hamas or October 7th and the Biden Administration let it pass without a veto. After the worst attack on the Jewish people since the Holocaust, Israel must…
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11个月前 • Mike Pence • -- 点击 0 评论

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Total Solar Eclipse and a newly discovered comet (sungrazer) during the eclipse on April 8, 2024. It’s not comet 12P/Pons-Brooks!
This is a first HDR created from 3% of all my exposures. The second image (cutout) shows the comet 💫
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⚠️BTW: A few people have…
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11个月前 • Dr. Sebastian Voltmer • -- 点击 0 评论

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A Pakistani taxi driver in Canada tells a woman that if they were in Pakistan, he would kidnap and rape her, but since they’re in Canada, he cannot do anything.
Look how casually he says that, like it’s a normal thing in his culture.
Is this what multiculturalism means?!
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6个月前 • Dr. Maalouf ‏ • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Iraqi women’s rights activist confronts a pedophile iman for legalizing child marriage in Iraq.
“You are following Muhamad who married 9-year-old Aisha 1400 years ago. That is not normal in today’s world. How can a normal man marry a child?”
She’s risking her life for this!
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5个月前 • Dr. Maalouf ‏ • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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