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王晶拍的赌片还是保守了

这妈妈获全网同情，她女儿的死因究竟有什么不可告人的真相。

3月22日傍晚，宜昌宜都市长江大道附近，有人当街杀人。

此生做不了夫妻，那就做个灵魂伴侣，陪伴着习主席一届一届连任下去。

小米SU-7.

3月21日，一名博主称，我怎么也没想到，“'牛'居然也成为了一个禁忌词，我连续发了三四个关于牛的视频，都被平台删除了，起初是你们先开始说牛的，等我们开始说“牛”后，你又开始害怕了，你们到底在怕啥呢”

3月21日，湖北大学一名女教师站在食堂的桌子上向众人说到：“我不在意面子，我欢迎我的学生来拍我，让他们来看看老师身上的悲哀，让他们看看社会的悲哀，让他们看看体制的悲哀...” 随后，这名老师被领导带走。一名该校学生称：“她老公在学校被人捅死了，事请三年都未解决...”

3月22日，湖北武汉。凌晨三点，龙阳大道已经聚集了不少等活的工人，许多工人会花2元钱买一碗在路边售卖的稀粥。工人称：“好几天都找不到活，没饭吃了”“我来了半个月了都没找到活”

3月15日，博主“魏之光” 发视频吐槽华为三折叠十大坑，严重影响自己的工作生活。他称手机才用了三个多月，就出现屏幕漏液、坏点、拍照后打开相册发现没有照片、无法正常使用海外应用、等等问题。找商家回收，结果两万三购买的手机只能卖6000元。

这个悲哀之国到处充满哀伤，小男孩弥留之际请求见为筹集医药费犯罪的父亲最后一面。

3月20日，小红书上一名俄罗斯人发出天问：为什么你们中国人这么喜欢苏联？那里没有任何自由，人们不能出国，买不到进口商品，只有在莫斯科的人过的好....我真不理解你们为什么那么赞美苏联?

可惜了😢

3月20日，一名女子发视频称，为什么你们中国人那么喜欢苏联？那里没有任何自由，人们也不能出国，买不到进口商品，只有在莫斯科生活的人更好。我真的很不理解，为什么你们如此赞美苏联时代。

看看2021年殃視主持人有多幼稚？多愚蠢？而大陸人普遍相信的媒體就是殃視。

AI疯了！直接可以用文字建模了！

孕妇的欲望来了谁也挡不住，露脸跟小哥激情啪啪，主动上位激情抽插[544.16MB/MP4/WF]

在美國付費保護背景下，中日韓關係重新解凍，日本首相表達敬意今天（3月22日），日本外相岩屋毅在東京與中國外交部長王毅、韓國外交部長趙泰烈舉行三邊會談，這是自2023年11月韓國釜山外長會談以來，首次中日韓外長會談，日本首相石破茂會見了中韓外長，還發帖表敬。

烏克蘭女子半程馬拉松比賽，看到前線陣亡軍人靈車過來，沒人要求，全部單膝跪在路邊，給予最高禮節，烏克蘭人吶喊聲像呼喚人性號角聲，喚醒你內心的被威權抑制住的抗爭精神。

This scene was ahead of its time 😭

欧洲防偷思路

贵州陆配“小薇”发言论称“希望五星红旗插满台湾”被台移民署吊销依亲居留许可，愤怒骂街。

昨天发的FSD在中国泉州的视频，有人说视频加倍速是为了掩盖什么，那是因为他们没看过无倍速的FSD在无标识只有泥的乡村施工路线上的判断力。只依靠路面、车流、施工桩桶来找路不靠纯视觉靠什么？Lidar吗？扫不上地上的泥巴。大家想过吗？其他品牌智驾为什么没有类似测试？

美国国家情报机构周四公布《中国共产党领导层的财富和腐败活动》的报告。报告称习近平上台后可能敦促家族成员剥离所持资产”然而“行业研究提供的证据表明，截至 2024 年，习近平家族仍保留了数百万美元的商业利益和金融投资。”

深有同感😓

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Nobel Peace Prize laureate Maria Ressa warns that the state of democracy in the U.S. is at stake as President Donald Trump continues to attack the press.
"You lose journalism, the way we practice it, you lose democracy," she said.
The Trump administration announced last month
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17天前 • PBS News • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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NEW: Astronaut says Elon Musk is “absolutely factual” after a WaPo reporter asked him about how Musk said his rescue efforts were denied for political reasons.
Musk was condemned by the media for making the comment but it appears the astronauts agree.
Reporter: “Elon Musk has
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16天前 • Collin Rugg • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Today, a highly productive meeting took place in Kyiv between the diplomatic teams of Ukraine and the UK.
We discussed our joint steps that could bring us closer to peace and accelerate diplomatic efforts. I’m grateful for the support. Ukraine is determined to do everything to
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14天前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 0 评论

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WALTER ISAACSON: THERE’S A GOODNESS TO ELON’S MISSIONS
“Elon has a deep care about humanity, about getting us to the transition to a sustainable energy, about human civilization.
He is motivated not by making money, not by being powerful and kicking around people, but by these
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1个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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The is going to assist our politicians in delivering a proud independent sovereign and prosperous United Kingdom.
I am proud to be chairing it. More on this in the very near future.
For now please follow
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1个月前 • Ben Habib • -- 点击 0 评论

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Ah, Chris, all that noise and not a shred of outrage where it actually matters. Funny how is delivering on what only promised, and suddenly, you’re squawking. Makes you wonder—if he digs into all this reckless spending, would any of it trace back to you
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1个月前 • KrisiAnn • -- 点击 0 评论

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🚨NEW: The second largest investor in X says that "Twitter" performed even better after Elon Musk fired 6,500 employees and got it to break even. He knows Elon is applying that same logic to Government through DOGE and believes if anyone can do it, it's Elon.
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1个月前 • Autism Capital 🧩 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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President Trump just said that Elon Musk is doing a fantastic job and every single thing that he has looked at has been corrupt or illegitimate. He just said that we’re on our way to a balanced budget just by eradicating all the fraud in the government.
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1个月前 • Insurrection Barbie • -- 点击 0 评论

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The CFPB is NOT funded by Congress but by the Federal Reserve, an intentional gambit by Democrats that allows CFPB to evade Congressional oversight. But that’s a double-edged sword: if it isn’t funded by Congress, that means a President doesn’t need Congress to defund it either.
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1个月前 • Vivek Ramaswamy • -- 点击 0 评论

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I know you’re lashing out because DOGE is uncovering your family’s obscene grifting via USAID, but I won’t let you lie and distort facts. The FAA administrator announced he resigned over a month before Trump took office, and the air traffic controllers were always exempt from
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1个月前 • Secretary Sean Duffy • -- 点击 0 评论

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🚨 UPDATE: Elon Musk says FEMA’s “potentially illegal payments will now be PAUSED for review” 🔥
Biden’s FEMA gave over $1 BILLION to NGOs who were focused on facilitating illegal immigration.
This is in addition to the use of FEMA money meant for AMERICANS suffering from
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1个月前 • Nick Sortor • -- 点击 0 评论

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🔥 EXPOSED: Doge uncovered that USAID funneled $84 million in Haiti relief funds to Chelsea Clinton—and guess what? 🤔$3 million went to her wedding
👀$10 million bought a luxury mansion
Meanwhile, Haiti got next to nothing. Who else is sick of this corruption? 🤬
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1个月前 • Desiree • -- 点击 0 评论

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ELON: EUROPE HAS WAY MORE BUREAUCRACY THAN THE U.S.
"You don't just have the provincial and national level, you also have the EU on top of that.
To be totally frank, EU headquarters in Brussels is essentially a cathedral to bureaucracy."
Source: 2025 WELT Economic Summit
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1个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: REGULATORY MOLASSES SLOWS DOWN OUR MULTIPLANET FUTURE
“Starship is capable of building a city on Mars and a city on the moon.
That's what it's designed to do.
But we're being massively slowed down by regulatory molasses.
I'll tell you a crazy thing.
We got fined
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1个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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ELON: FORGIVENESS IS ESSENTIAL
“If you don't forgive, then you know, an eye for an eye makes everyone blind.
If you're going to seek vengeance, you have this never-ending cycle of vengeance.
I'm actually a big believer in principles of Christianity - I think they're very
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1个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Yeah, I can’t emphasize this enough!
The goal of auditing the Social Security Administration is to stop the extreme levels of fraud taking place, so that it remains solvent and protects the social security checks of honest Americans!
That’s it. That’s the goal. End of story.
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1个月前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just voted NO on Tulsi Gabbard today
Here’s Tulsi Gabbard literally STEPPING DOWN as Vice Chair of the DNC for what they did to Bernie Sanders and declaring she supports him for President
The lack of morals from Bernie Sanders is beyond comprehension
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1个月前 • Wall Street Apes • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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The Department of Defense paid $32,000 to replace 25 coffee cups and hundreds of thousands of dollars for soap dispensers.
DOGE is needed.
“In October 2024, a two-year audit by the Defense Department Inspector General found Boeing overcharged the Air Force by 8,000% for soap
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1个月前 • Ian Miles Cheong • -- 点击 0 评论

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JD told the Europeans what they needed to hear, not what they wanted to hear. The days of happy talk are over and the era of common sense is back. These out of touch, elitist politicians that have stabbed their citizens in the back need to go!
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1个月前 • Bernie Moreno • -- 点击 0 评论

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🚨🇺🇸JPMORGAN CEO JAMIE DIMON SLAMS ‘STUPID’ DEI SPENDING, PLANS CUTS
Jamie Dimon is reportedly canceling some DEI programs at JPMorgan Chase, calling them a waste of money and bureaucracy.
“I was never a firm believer in bias training,” Dimon told employees, adding he was
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1个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 0 评论

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I can't believe how good this timeline is!
Follow this chain of events:
1. Reuters writes hit piece against DOGE.
2. Musk tweets, 'I wonder what Reuters are being paid?
3. DOGE uncovers Department of Defence contract paying Reuters for 'Large Scale Social Deception.
It's crazy
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1个月前 • Topher Field • -- 点击 0 评论

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Anyway, I don’t see why people are really panicking about this so much. It is clearly a self-correcting problem.
The same moral panic did not exist when ICP went from 300bn FDV to 3bn FDV, despite it being a relatively slightly more sophisticated capital extraction exercise.
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1个月前 • Cobie • -- 点击 0 评论

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🚨🇺🇸 AVIAN FLU IS SPREAD MOSTLY BY DUCKS AND GEESE— WHY DID BIDEN RANDOMLY KILL CHICKENS?
Director of the White House National Economic Council, Kevin Hasset:
"The Biden plan was to just to kill chickens, and they spent billions of dollars randomly killing chickens.
Having a
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1个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Grok 3 might be the best base LLM for real-world physics!
Prompt: "write a python script of a ball bouncing inside a spinning tesseract".
There is no "thinking" or "big brain" mode enabled, it's just the base model. I'm very interested in trying their reasoning models.
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1个月前 • Yuchen Jin • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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BREAKING: 𝕏 recently informed 10 of its Irish users that it had successfully opposed court orders granting govt access to their data.
𝕏 went to court to ensure it was not unlawfully forced to disclose data. 𝕏 is committed to protecting users’ privacy from govt overreach.
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1个月前 • DogeDesigner • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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