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3月19日，习近平抵达丽江视察。据当地网友透露，涉及途经的周边严加看管，不让拍照，开窗，也不能拉开窗帘，同时管控特斯拉出行。

反俄法案由于俄罗斯人侵略乌克兰，爱沙尼亚🇪🇪政府取缔学校里的俄罗斯语。

佛罗里达，迈阿密，因为非法移民全躲起来了，农产品（视频中是西红柿）成片成片的烂在地里没有人收。

战斗力真是爆棚啊。面对比自己大了好几倍的钢铁机器，狮子老虎都没有这种挑战的胆量。

因為一個豬頭，中國人一年比一年慘。

网友“吴芳芳哥哥”发文称自己34岁妹妹在安庆市立医院口腔科门诊拔智齿，结果医生拔错一颗原生牙齿，并将该原生牙齿塞回到智齿的位置，同时用铁丝将牙齿草草固定，“他还隐瞒了我妹妹，擅自把我妹妹的病历修改了"。事后四处维权无果，妹妹因无法忍受病痛17日在医院跳楼死亡。

3月16日，上海。拍摄者称，这里是上海繁华地段徐家汇，对面就是区政府，但周边居然空了很多商铺。 3月18日，广东深圳。龙华富士康外围城中村和商铺人去楼空，这里曾经车水马龙。

操！

SPACE X的这个回收视频因为摄影过于强大，我看了十几秒都还以为是CG做的演示视频。

看看欧美打女人是什么下场。

李嘉诚轻信了邓小平的话，不过还好，他总能在风暴来临之前逃掉。这次不知道还行不行，直接悄没声的把底牌卖掉了，习近平正拿着板砖要和他拼命呢。

给你们看个好玩的啊和Gemini 一起作画你随便画就行，然后它可以帮你完善我只是做了简单尝试，想象空间还是很大的可以开发个儿童应用，我觉得很有前景啊，再加上语音功能，那就完美了！ very nice...

3月14日，山东省临沂市沂水县许家湖。一男子称，自己因交通事故打电话报警，但交警迟迟不出警。直到自己打投诉电话后才出警。出警后双方产生争执，自己遭遇交警推搡拖拽并抢夺手机。

3月19日，演员何其炜称，潇湘晨报在报道一则关于吸毒的新闻时，将自己拍戏的视频也加了上去，随后视频点赞突破八万，亲朋好友看到后纷纷询问自己，给自己的生活带来了极大的困扰。何其炜表示：向抖音平台和报社反映无果“现在的官媒已经这么没底线了吗？”

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3月18日，北京律师张冬梅：一些地方的公安为了防止企业家被外省公安抓走，不得不提前找企业家谈话，告知他们如果遇到外省警察，要第一时间联系本地的专员，专员会立刻赶来将企业家带走保护起来。“据我所知目前上海就有这样的做法”

這些中國人比台灣過得不知道差了幾百倍？為什麼中國人不去解放他們？這老頭也不知道是哪一個小粉紅他爹？

中共這幾年下了大量的餃子，放了大量的乳鴿，就把地球當它的了，這些貨色都是牛皮。而實際上，中共的軍事，就像中國新能源汽車，隨時起火自焚，隨時半路斷電。

年后不过才一个月，江苏、广东、浙江等地就出现了返乡潮，不少年后出来找工作的人们因至今未能找到合适的工作，不得不提着大包小包坐上了返乡的硬座。一名男子称，他初九从江西坐了20几个小时的硬座到深圳，但至今仍未找到工作，只能返乡。

3月18日(发布) 浙江湖州。一男子用湖州最低时薪10元(人民币) 在大润发超市测试了购买力，最终只购买了一袋面包、一瓶矿泉水，男子购物前甚至还推了一个车子....

伦敦出现巨幅画像。

苗栗國跟桃園治安⋯⋯ 桃園天道盟中壢同心會跑去苗栗竹聯幫承信會賭場詐賭，被抓包後慘遭痛毆。國民黨治理的幸福城市。

Selling your kids for lunch is just insane 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

这名女俄军说她和丈夫一起去参战。他们在不同的部队服役。她是一名医务人员，她有次清洗尸体的时候发现是她丈夫。

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My humor is broken
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This is so bad…
🚨 SS Director Cheatle Knows How Many Shell Casings were on the Shooters Roof, but Refuses to Tell Members of Congress — Why?
Why is that Question so important?
—— The number of shell casings indicates how many shots were fired.
—— In other words, did all
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8个月前 • MJTruthUltra • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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This prehistoric rock art wall is in Brazil and it's about 12,000 years old.
The Serra da Capivara National Park is home to one of the most impressive collections of prehistoric rock art in the world. This UNESCO World Heritage site boasts an astonishing array of over 30,000…
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10个月前 • Massimo • -- 点击 0 评论

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Update: I will be reporting Subhi Awad to Queensland Police for assaulting me on campus yesterday. He’s not a student, he is some random guy in his 50s who lives in NSW. I have no idea why this outside agitator is allowed on campus to assault actual students.
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10个月前 • Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼 • -- 点击 0 评论

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China is flooding Central Asia with goods. That's leading to some absurd outcomes, like exports to Kyrgyzstan - a tiny, out-of-the-way place - now almost as big as those to Kazakhstan. All of this stuff is obviously heading for Russia where it keeps Putin's war economy going...
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10个月前 • Robin Brooks • -- 点击 0 评论

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‼️ You have to see it to believe it: today, the UN lowered its flag in honor of Iran’s mass-murdering President and Foreign Minister. Unbelievable!
This is beyond disgraceful. It is an offense to true supporters of human rights worldwide.
The next time the UN issues a
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10个月前 • Ambassador Gilad Erdan גלעד ארדן • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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This video was posted by Russian propagandists today. A Russian drone is adjusting a fire with four guided thermobaric bombs on the position of one of our brigades near the village of Lyptsi, a key village on the approaches to Kharkiv.
The small landing is literally demolished by
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9个月前 • Anton Gerashchenko • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Look at the law that was passed yesterday in California making it illegal to ask for ID when voting. It is harder to buy something at Costco than vote! This is insane.
Or the censorship law that California passed a month ago banning political parody!
This will happen
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5个月前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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Even if Taiwan made zero chips, protecting the island from reunification is of utmost importance to the US.
Our national security interests alone are sufficient here.
Taiwan is part of the First Island Chain and if it falls, we would end up ceding freedom of navigation of the
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4个月前 • Melissa Chen • -- 点击 0 评论

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Listening to the Trump speech to the Economic Club of NY is funny. He picks and chooses a smorgasbord of numbers that include or exclude pandemic values depending on which is most favorable to him.
Bottom line his admin was the worst performing since the advent of NIPA
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6个月前 • Mike🌻 • -- 点击 0 评论

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I just opensourced something I have been working on for months.
I call it “super prompt” because it also allows some LLMs (claude) to come up with really novel ideas, (picture is an example the prompt is larger).
Its built in XML agent format btw.
Github in comments.
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6个月前 • @bluecow 🐮(schizo) • -- 点击 0 评论

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This is what happens when she doesn’t have a written script:
“I am here, standing here, on the northern flank - on the eastern flank - talking about what we have in terms of the eastern flank and our NATO allies, and what is at stake at this very moment.”
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7个月前 • 🇺🇸ProudArmyBrat • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I'm teaching a new course! AI Python for Beginners is a series of four short courses that teach anyone to code, regardless of current technical skill. We are offering these courses free for a limited time.
Generative AI is transforming coding. This course teaches coding in a way
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7个月前 • Andrew Ng • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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During a 2009 TED talk, Bill Gates opened a jar of mosquitoes & let them fly around, saying, “Malaria is spread by mosquitoes. I brought some… I’ll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected.”
He later revealed the mosquitos were Malaria free.
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7个月前 • non aesthetic things • -- 点击 0 评论

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Stimulus in China is not working:
Prices in China fell for the sixth consecutive quarter in Q3 2024, the longest streak since 1999.
This is 3 times longer than during the 2008 Financial Crisis when deflation lasted for 2 quarters.
Even as China has rolled-out pandemic like
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4个月前 • The Kobeissi Letter • -- 点击 0 评论

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Reason for this censorship from is “you sent something that attacks a person，or a group of people，based on who they are.”
Hell yes i am attacking Trump for he is pro fascism and praised Hiter！
And I am a political cartoonist and thats what I do！
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4个月前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao • -- 点击 0 评论

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Excluding Pompeo is a bad sign for dealing with the China threat. Xi Jinping asked Trump in the first administration to fire Pompeo. Now lies were spread that Pompeo would wage war on China. Xi’s dream has come true and the strongest opponent of the CCP is sidelined
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4个月前 • Bill Gertz • -- 点击 0 评论

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Russia has assembled 50,000 russian and North Korean soldiers for an offensive in the Kursk region. The attack is expected in the coming days.
I still cannot believe that the West is just watching how these two criminal regimes kill Ukrainians.
As a kid, I remember reading a
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4个月前 • Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇦🇺🇸 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Why did Xi Jinping mention "Four red lines" during the Xi-Biden summit in Peru, and what ends does it serve?
Four red lines is largely a encapsulation of China's consistent discourse on its 'core interests'.
What's interesting is the remarkable omission of 1 core interest.🧵/1
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4个月前 • Wen-Ti Sung / @wentisung.bsky.social • -- 点击 0 评论

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I can't emphasize enough what a terrible mistake President Yoon has made. Even if martial law is quickly lifted, the declaration itself undermines so much progress that South Korea has made. As someone who has worked on South Korea for more than two decades, this is the most
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3个月前 • Gregg Brazinsky 裴斗虎 • -- 点击 0 评论

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Many accounts tell you to unfollow inactive accounts or active bots.
This may be the reason why some accounts are suspended.
X has a strict rule about this and it is right about this.
Unfollowing and following at the same time is very risky for the account.
You shouldn't
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3个月前 • Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

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🚨TRUMP: "We have a massive bureaucracy in Washington DC. Nobody is showing up to work because they're all "working from home." They're not working from home. A lot of them have second jobs. That's another thing Elon Musk is looking at. How many of these people are getting
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1个月前 • Autism Capital 🧩 • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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If you’re not paying attention to what White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller is saying, you’re missing the entire story 🔥🔥
“President Trump is engaging in the most important restoration of democracy in over a century, by saying that we are going to restore power to
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1个月前 • Charlie Kirk • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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President Trump is the ultimate deal maker and will bring peace to the region by ending the war in Ukraine. As we've always said, American troops should never be put into harm's way where it doesn’t advance American interests and security. This war is between Russia and Ukraine.
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1个月前 • JD Vance • -- 点击 0 评论

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Elon Musk
“The amount of waste that happens with the federal government is really staggering. It's a staggering amount of waste of taxpayer money.
For any given expenditure, we have to say, what does this do for the citizens of America? How is this good for the people of
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1个月前 • Tesla Owners Silicon Valley • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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What the world saw tonight between President Trump and Elon Musk is that the world’s most powerful man and the world’s richest man are actual friends. This is what the left and the haters will never properly account for. I’ve tried to explain this to people for years. President
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28天前 • Charlie Kirk • -- 点击 0 评论

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