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陆配小微、恩绮同样被台移民署废止依亲居留许可后，3月22日，两人直播连麦。小微情绪激动说：“我为了爱国五年不能来台湾，我的牺牲值得” 恩绮说“我们一起买机票回去” 21日，恩绮被废止依亲居留许可后发视频回应：你们的网暴是螳臂挡车，我相信正义或许会迟到，但团圆的那一天不会缺席。

3月22日傍晚，宜昌宜都市长江大道附近，有人当街杀人。

王晶拍的赌片还是保守了

3月22日，内蒙古。一名女子谈自己出狱后的生活：出狱后处处受歧视，很多工作都做不了，做买卖也没钱。即使出狱后还要常年被监管，并且当地派出所时不时的要求自己上传各个角度的照片。想做自媒体说点社会事实，视频却不断被平台下架屏蔽。

这妈妈获全网同情，她女儿的死因究竟有什么不可告人的真相。

香港人示範，什麼叫做失去言論自由

此生做不了夫妻，那就做个灵魂伴侣，陪伴着习主席一届一届连任下去。

3月15日，博主“魏之光” 发视频吐槽华为三折叠十大坑，严重影响自己的工作生活。他称手机才用了三个多月，就出现屏幕漏液、坏点、拍照后打开相册发现没有照片、无法正常使用海外应用、等等问题。找商家回收，结果两万三购买的手机只能卖6000元。

小米SU-7.

3月21日，一名博主称，我怎么也没想到，“'牛'居然也成为了一个禁忌词，我连续发了三四个关于牛的视频，都被平台删除了，起初是你们先开始说牛的，等我们开始说“牛”后，你又开始害怕了，你们到底在怕啥呢”

3月21日，湖北大学一名女教师站在食堂的桌子上向众人说到：“我不在意面子，我欢迎我的学生来拍我，让他们来看看老师身上的悲哀，让他们看看社会的悲哀，让他们看看体制的悲哀...” 随后，这名老师被领导带走。一名该校学生称：“她老公在学校被人捅死了，事请三年都未解决...”

美国国家情报机构《中国共产党领导层的财富和腐败活动》报告全文

台灣大批陸配，也不乏大陸失足婦女，她們曾經萬劫不復的深淵，如今反而被她們當作成了奸墙後盾。失足婦女，首先失去的是頭腦和道德底線，她們可以本本份份的做自己的性工作者，但不必全身插上五腥紅旗。

伊斯蘭國家，永遠不會出現海蒂這樣的女科學家，甚至是男性科學家。穆斯林一貫以盜竊外邦工匠的技術，然後殺害原創者，據為己有。諸如什麼幾何、天文、醫學⋯⋯全部都是盜竊而來，無一例外。

AI疯了！直接可以用文字建模了！

3月22日，湖北武汉。凌晨三点，龙阳大道已经聚集了不少等活的工人，许多工人会花2元钱买一碗在路边售卖的稀粥。工人称：“好几天都找不到活，没饭吃了”“我来了半个月了都没找到活”

可惜了😢

世界第一大反人類和反文明組織——伊斯蘭邪教

今天是2025年3月22日，星期六，中日韩外长会晤在东京外务省饭仓公馆举行。我再次来到这里，向中国外长王毅来汇报工作，向领导来讲我妈妈怎么被打死的。为我母亲李淑莲被打死一案持续申冤。

是說這些嫁來台灣的中國籍配偶整天都沒事幹是不是？這又一個啥咪「灣灣小月」，模板都是跑去橋下直播台灣屬於中國⋯⋯ 等真的要讓你回祖國就不要在那邊哭哭啼啼不想走。

这个悲哀之国到处充满哀伤，小男孩弥留之际请求见为筹集医药费犯罪的父亲最后一面。

看看2021年殃視主持人有多幼稚？多愚蠢？而大陸人普遍相信的媒體就是殃視。

3月20日，小红书上一名俄罗斯人发出天问：为什么你们中国人这么喜欢苏联？那里没有任何自由，人们不能出国，买不到进口商品，只有在莫斯科的人过的好....我真不理解你们为什么那么赞美苏联?

中國教育掏空了所有窮人的家庭。

3月20日，一名女子发视频称，为什么你们中国人那么喜欢苏联？那里没有任何自由，人们也不能出国，买不到进口商品，只有在莫斯科生活的人更好。我真的很不理解，为什么你们如此赞美苏联时代。

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My humor is broken
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Grok 3 System Prompt with Deep Search
* System Prompt Begin *
You are Grok 3, a curious AI built by xAI. You are at 2025 and current time is 01:24 PM PST on Sunday, February 23, 2025. You have access to the following tools to help answer user questions: web_search,
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27天前 • 宝玉 • -- 点击 0 评论

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🚨🇺🇸 TRUMP’S $5 MILLION “GOLD CARD” PLAN: PAY TO STAY IN AMERICA
Trump wants to sell special U.S. residency “gold cards” for $5 million to wealthy foreigners who promise to create jobs.
He says the program is legal and could launch in two weeks—but didn’t specify how job
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25天前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 0 评论

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NEW: David Sacks says Democrats now support endless war, Zelensky wants the war to never end, and Joe Biden could have easily stopped the war in its first month by agreeing to the Istanbul Accords.
"Zelensky basically says the war needs to go on forever. If the war is over, he
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19天前 • KanekoaTheGreat • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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The leader of the Rotherham grooming gang, Banaras Hussain, has been released.
Hussain raped 15 11-year-old girls for 10 years.
He ripped out the nails of girls who tried to escape.
The court found a total of 55 crimes.
Hussain, who served a 9-year sentence, is now walking
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Europe doesn't need German fiscal stimulus or joint EU debt issuance to hurt Russia. It just has to shut down Russia's shadow fleet of oil tankers (gray) in the Baltic, which is the single biggest exit point for seaborne Russian oil. This can be done today at essentially no cost.
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🚨 KUDLOW: "Everyone is trying to drive a wedge between Elon and President Trump. I do not think they are going to succeed in driving any wedges.
I think the President likes what Elon's doing. Tax payers like what Elon's doing. I have seen polls that show 70% approval for DOGE."
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Elon Musk: Here's why I'm in favor of the AfD.
“The reason that I am in favor of AfD is that there are some fundamental things that must happen, without which I'm concerned that Germany will fail.
There have to be sensible controls on immigration. If there are criminals in
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1个月前 • ELON CLIPS • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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NEW: The Wall Street Journal says Trump & Musk have achieved more in 3.5 weeks than Ronald Reagan did in 8 years when it comes to gov shrinkage.
In a piece titled 'Democrats Ought to Love DOGE,' the WSJ says Musk is accomplishing something nobody has ever pulled off.
"Elon
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1个月前 • Collin Rugg • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Key takeaways from Trump’s press conference:
- Will be looking at the IRS
- Car tariffs are coming soon
- Would love to have Russia back in G7
- Elon Musk’s DOGE is doing a great job
- Deadline to ban TikTok could be extended
- Taiwan took our chip business—we want it back
- Not
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🇺🇸TRUMP: THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO BREAK ELON AND ME APART; THEY’RE BAD AT IT
“ Elon called me, he said, you know, they're trying to drive us apart.
I said, absolutely.
No, they said, we have breaking news, Donald Trump has ceded control of the presidency to Elon Musk.
President
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1个月前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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It happened again. This Syrian migrant stabbed a 14 y/o Austrian boy to death and injured 5 others today in Villach, Austria.🇦🇹
He proudly smiles after the fact.
I wasn’t exaggerating when I said this happens daily in Europe: A one-sided civil war is waged on us Europeans.
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1个月前 • Eva Vlaardingerbroek • -- 点击 0 评论

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This is WILD
I just one shot prompted an entire Grand Theft Auto game using Grok 3
Deepsearch and Think are incredibly underrated and you're probably using them wrong
In this video I walk you through how to use them to build your own full game in seconds
(ya, bookmark this)
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1个月前 • Alex Finn • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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I must say, I’m starting to like this Grok 3 guy!☺️
One thing I noticed today is that it truly seems to understand (Grok) what it’s talking about in the Richard Feynman way of explaining things:
“If you can’t explain something in simple terms, you don’t really understand it.”
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1个月前 • Derya Unutmaz, MD • -- 点击 0 评论

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Yes. That will happen on either the 2nd or 3rd Earth-Mars launch window, so roughly 5 to 7 years from now.
The key question is whether Earth’s current civilizational technology level will last long enough to ensure that Mars can grow by itself, even if supply ships from Earth
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5天前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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Let’s just be honest about what is happening here.
Valentina Gomez was born in the Third World and she’s now demanding that America become more like the Third World her family escaped.
She didn’t even move to America until she was 10. She’s 25 years old so she’s spent almost
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As an Attorney General, we faced Obama (with his phone and his pen) who ran over the Constitution and rule of law more than any modern President.
This yielded 12 injunctions in 8 years.
For Trump 47 we have 15 in 2 months.
This is clear evidence of Judicial resistance.
btc
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I see news about Turkiye in the world press.
The Turkish government and the Turkish nation are not the same!
We Turks are never a poor nation!
History knows the Turks very well!
Please say as the "strong Turkish Nation" when writing the news!
No government in the world is
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11小时前 • The Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

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Grok 3's DeepSearch and Think are UNREAL
They are the 2 most powerful AI tools ever made, yet there's a 99% chance you're using them wrong
If you learn to use them correctly, you legit have super powers
Here is everything you need to know about Grok 3's most amazing features:
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ELON: IF YOU’RE NOT PUTTING A LITTLE BIT BACK IN, YOU’RE NOT DELETING ENOUGH
“People are often afraid to delete things.
I'm like, well, let's just go ahead and do it.
If you're not putting a little bit back in, you're not deleting enough.
I think this is a very big deal.
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25天前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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🇨🇳 EV TAKEOVER: CHINA TO SELL MORE ELECTRIC CARS THAN GAS IN 2025
The moment has arrived—China is expected to sell more EVs than gas-powered cars for the first time in 2025.
S&P Global Mobility projects EVs will make up nearly 30% of China's auto market, surpassing internal
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23天前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 0 评论

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If you are a $TSLA investor, or just a fan of Tesla and Elon, please listen to this.
Elon Musk: “I'm the same person I was a year ago, nothing has changed. I didn't suddenly become a different human.
But if you read the legacy mainstream media their propaganda stream is that
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🇺🇸 MEDIA TRUST HITS ALL-TIME LOW: ONLY 31% OF AMERICANS STILL BELIEVE
Trust in mass media has cratered to its lowest point in over 50 years of polling, with just 31% of Americans saying they have a "great deal" or "fair amount" of trust in the news.
The partisan divide is
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19天前 • Mario Nawfal • -- 点击 0 评论

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The Kangal renowned for its incredible strength: it can reach up to 80 kg and its bite is one of the most powerful in the world, capable of rivaling that of a lion!
Originally from Turkiye, it was bred to protect herds against predators such as wolves and bears.
This loyal and
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19天前 • The Figen • -- 点击 0 评论

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How has Stacy Abrams not been raided by The FBI
“Did you see where that $2 billion of that money for Stacey Abrams went down in Georgia? Let me show you this”
67 people received eco-friendly refrigerators in De Soto, Georgia
Stacy Abrams is on the news bragging about her NGO
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13天前 • Wall Street Apes • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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It's so heartening to see Americans wanting to support an American company in Tesla.
I've been following the company for 13 years - and worked at it for over 4 - and I have never seen the show of support that I've just witnessed in the last 24 hours.
Tesla is one of America's
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