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3月24日。苏州中华园一名男子持刀在街头晃悠，警察在现场处置。 3月21日，山东威海。一名女子情绪崩溃在马路中间哀嚎，并挡在车前。 3月20日，山东济南。一名男子趴在电动车上哭泣：“我受不了了” 3月24日，深圳。朝气蓬勃的老年旅游团。拍摄者：他们的钱根本花不完，每天到处跑。

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3月20日，山东济南。女子硕士毕业去招聘会找工作，一圈逛下来发现就业形势不容乐观。要么就是只有五险没有一金，要么就是底薪4000，要么就是只要党员或博士后。

3月24日，一名女子称，自己千里迢迢从东北来到江苏淮安投入200万开烧烤店，结果店开起来后状况不断，时常停电，最后不得不关店回老家，投入的200万也全打了水漂血本无归。并且还接到通知，不准在公共平台讨论此事。

东森新闻、联合新闻网、：“我是台湾孩子” 陆配亚亚老公全台语控诉：难道要我走？陆配网红「亚亚」刘振亚因被控武统言论，移民署做行政处分要求离境。刘的老公今天也现身，他全程用台语表示，「我是台湾孩子，你们还是要让我走吗？我有生存在这的权利！」

有没有发现，自从川普上台以后，中共闹的笑话一下变得不那么精彩了？今日大瓜：美国国防部长、副总统等等一群川普核心团队成员居然用私营聊天软件来沟通打击胡塞武装的机密军事行动，还误把一个记者拉进群。这件事是如此荒诞，这名记者一开始以为这是个恶搞的假群。

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3月24日，陆配“小薇”在直播中表示：我为什么不嫁到贵州大山，而选择嫁到台湾，就是为了搞钱啊。我在台湾搞到钱了再回到贵州发展啊。我只有嫁到台湾，拿我的台湾老公当成跳板，以此提高自己的身份，改变自己的命运。

3月24日，一名北京大爷评价投资上亿的电影《云上法官》：“拿虚构的东西去套事实” “正能量不是靠虚构出来的” “你得做到了才行，大家才会认可，而不是让我们听故事” 据猫眼票房数据，该片3月6日上映，目前累计票房20元，累计观影人次：1

He does it to prove that he is a real man.

【亚亚抗拒限期离境在台湾内政部陈情】【大批民众聚集抗议亚亚要求她“回归中国”】网红八囧与群众在内政部门口与亚亚及支持者对峙，高喊口号。亚亚在内政部门口辩称自己没有主张武统，是对“形势的分析”。看看资料影片，大家觉得她的口气是“分析”还是“鼓吹武统”？ #亚亚 #武统 #居留 #台湾 #中国

🚨香港首富李嘉诚的生意经🔥 中共听了肯定不喜欢！您对此怎么看？

国内短视频平台上，一名打台球的男子酷似大人物，引发网友恶意跟评。

“特朗普2.0”时代开始不久，短短约一个月内，民间与政坛目睹美国一度停止乌克兰军援、台积电向特朗普许下巨额投资，一时间加剧了“今日乌克兰，明日台湾”的焦虑。乌克兰最新局势对台海有多大参考价值？台湾要“倚美”还是“疑美”？台湾总统赖清德此时提出17项应对中国的国安措施，公众怎么看？

有朋友发现，好几个有关“今月”的帖子都被限制评论。这是傅希秋和陈光程在进行损失控制？

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陆配亚亚今早带着家人与台湾国际家庭互助协会（TIFA）一起到内政部前开记者会，要求撤销处分。现场有民众高喊口号，并高举写有“8964”“滚回你的祖国”等标语，声援移民署。

3月25日，海银诈骗案的受害者再度前往上海市进行维权，要求上海市政府公开公正处理海银诈骗案，严惩诈骗的始作俑者，途中遇到上海市相关暴力机构粗暴对待

3月24日，河南。一名男子表示自己是农民，想进入安全局看看见见世面，刚到门口便被保安叫住。保安称自己只是一个看大门的，月薪只有1千多，没有休息，至于里面的公务员工资多少他不清楚。

八炯到機場堵人舉牌監督送亞亞劉振亞預訂晚間6時15分到機場後搭機離境。

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3月24日，湖北。一名铁路工人称，华容南站站台内有轨道板断裂，危害铁路和旅客生命安全。自己向铁路公司多次反映后无果，公司表示“找不到(故障所在地)” 工人称，你们把旅客的生命安全放到什么地方了，你们必将成为历史的罪人！

3月24日，湖南长沙。一名男子赶到长沙火车站等候亚亚。25日，男子再次发视频称：“我从早上五点等到现在，亚亚你到底回来了没有”

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🚨🇺🇸TRUMP: WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT RACE IS CRITICAL — VOTE FOR BRAD SCHIMEL!
“In the Great State of Wisconsin, a Radical Left Democrat, one who is insistent on bringing hardened CRIMINALS, that we removed to far away places, back into our Country, allowing men into women’s
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President Trump and Elon Musk have both endorsed Brad Schimel for the Wisconsin Supreme Court election.
Elon Musk’s America PAC is also offering $100 to registered Wisconsin voters who sign a petition—plus $100 for each person they refer.
Early voting is underway. VOTE NOW! 🇺🇸
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I had my first meeting with the newly appointed of the Netherlands, Dick Schoof.
Our discussion focused on bolstering Ukraine’s air defenses, addressing Ukraine’s defense needs, developing defense cooperation, and planning the training of Ukrainian pilots.
I am
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8个月前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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In light of the recent expose on covert Chinese secret police activities in Australia, I feel it's important to once again highlight my recent encounters with PRC transnational repression.
(Background: I wrote for about China's minority populations, namely…
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My BBC interview on new research showing how Chinese authorities have been changing hundreds of village names in Xinjiang to reflect government propaganda. Its part of a broader effort to erase the cultural & religious expression of Uyghurs.
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Free Palestine openly calling for violence and terrorism.
The KKK regularly came to my college, Ole Miss, to protest. And we let them, it’s a free speech issue. But they never openly called for violence like Free Palestine.

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5个月前 • Brianna Wu • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Me: "How many [Uighurs] are in detention?"
Victor Gao: "Let me be philosophical..."
Me: No, don't be philosophical. Be numerical. How many people are in detention?"
Watch a clip from my latest with Chinese government defender Victor Gao:

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Heartiest congratulations my friend on your historic election victory. As you build on the successes of your previous term, I look forward to renewing our collaboration to further strengthen the India-US Comprehensive Global and Strategic Partnership. Together,
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4个月前 • Narendra Modi • -- 点击 0 评论

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At Kyiv’s Wall of Remembrance, I paid my respects to the Ukrainians who made the ultimate sacrifice defending their country.
Ukraine’s unbreakable resolve will long outlive Putin’s imperial delusions.
The European Union will continue to stand with Ukraine.
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3个月前 • Kaja Kallas • -- 点击 0 评论

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Sketch.
The new CEO of , (Katherine Maher) credits the phenomenal for sparking her passion for the Middle East.
My friend #MazenAlHamada views Deb as a compassionate advocate for social justice.
Mazen has been missing 1,432 days in #Syria
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3个月前 • Marc Nelson 🌊 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 • -- 点击 0 评论

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MEGYN KELLY: “Last month on [CNN’s] YouTube feed, they had 155M views and we were 147M … Just me and my six producers versus every single show on CNN … The month of November, I beat all of them.” 🔥
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My companies make great products that people love and I’ve never physically hurt anyone.
So why the hate and violence against me?
Because I am a deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls.
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8天前 • Elon Musk • -- 点击 0 评论

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“孩子是自己的可爱”？

混到这个年龄，在家休息时和孩子们混在一起真是满满的喜悦……

My GOD，Thanksgiving✝️
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1.4.2023
10:09-10pm kst

手机里好像还有很多照片还没发出来呢
(There seem to be a lot of photos in my phone that haven’t been sent yet…
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2年前 • 🐻 sent a message • -- 点击 0 评论

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If you’re looking for some interesting reading this weekend, take a look at my new book “The Forgers”, published this week in the U.K.

“Fascinating” (The Times)
“Extraordinary” (Mail on Sunday)
“Deeply researched” (Spectator)

You won’t be disappointed.
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Overnight, Russian terrorists attacked Zaporizhzhia with missiles, striking an ordinary five-story residential building.

Eight apartments were destroyed. There are wounded and dead. There may be people under the rubble. Emergency rescue efforts are ongoing. My condolences go…
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1年前 • Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський • -- 点击 0 评论

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Do you want your hard earned tax dollars to fund far left ideology and propaganda on PBS and NPR?
Tune into my DOGE Committee hearing on NPR and PBS tomorrow at 10:00 am!
It’s a must watch.
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My cartoon on Australia's circus between AUKUS and China.
Publish today with and
漫画澳洲外交政策, 在中国市场和国家安全间的危险马戏
#AUKUS #SouthChinaSea
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Many thanks to my dear friend Lithuania’s Ambassador to Australia for hosting the reception in solidarity with Ukraine on the Lithuania’s Restoration of Independence Day.
As Lithuania celebrated its 34 years of regained freedom we commemorated two years of…
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1年前 • Vasyl Myroshnychenko • -- 点击 0 评论

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BREAKING: Senator Josh Hawley says whistleblowers have come forward, alleges the Biden DHS assigned “unprepared and inexperienced personnel” to Trump who weren’t even Secret Service.
“Whistleblowers who have direct knowledge of the event have approached my office. According to
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8个月前 • Collin Rugg • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Watch part of my interview for on the UN’s reaction to Raisi’s death.
The UN prefers to pay respects to terrorist dictators, rather than stand against them. The UN no longer advances human rights - it emboldens human rights abusers!
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10个月前 • Ambassador Gilad Erdan גלעד ארדן • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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So much joy 😉😉😌
Make sure your following . it gets pretty intense on there with myself and and my lovely cohost
Embark on a joyful journey with us every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning 10:30 EST
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5个月前 • Estee Palti • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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“F you, you white a^s bit^ch!”
This young girl was on her way to Trump’s rally, until these 2 thugs beat her up & one films it, all for being a Trump supporter!
This boils my blood!
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6个月前 • 🇺🇸ProudArmyBrat • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Yezidi Woman Nadia Murad on Norwegian TV:
“lSlS killed my mother with other Yezidi women because they were too old and couldn’t be used as sex slaves”
lSlS killed 6 of her brothers and kidnapped her with her sisters.
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7个月前 • Azat • -- 点击 • 下载视频 0 评论

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Not sure how long before X will start censor criticism against CCP giving Elon‘s fishy connection with Beijing.
I am active on blue sky.
If u want to continue enjoying my art，make sure u find me there：）✊
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4个月前 • 巴丢草 Bad ї ucao • -- 点击 0 评论

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